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Re: The offseason

Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 3:46 pm
by The Outsider

Bottom post of the previous page:

emby wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 10:56 am Oh, 49ers Jimmy Johnson, not Vidal Sassoon Jimmy Johnson.
I don't know who the fuck that is so I'm just going to assume it's white Jimmy Johnson that died and any future TV appearances they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with him.

Re: The offseason

Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 3:55 pm
by emby
The Outsider wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 3:46 pm
emby wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 10:56 am Oh, 49ers Jimmy Johnson, not Vidal Sassoon Jimmy Johnson.
I don't know who the fuck that is so I'm just going to assume it's white Jimmy Johnson that died and any future TV appearances they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with him.
Black Jimmy Johnson died. Hall of Fame corner played 16 seasons with San Francisco before getting his number retired.

Born in Dallas tho. :D

Re: The offseason

Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 7:35 pm
by The Outsider
emby wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 3:55 pm
The Outsider wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 3:46 pm
emby wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 10:56 am Oh, 49ers Jimmy Johnson, not Vidal Sassoon Jimmy Johnson.
I don't know who the fuck that is so I'm just going to assume it's white Jimmy Johnson that died and any future TV appearances they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with him.
Black Jimmy Johnson died. Hall of Fame corner played 16 seasons with San Francisco before getting his number retired.

Born in Dallas tho. :D
Lol I looked him up before I made the post, that's how I knew to specify white Jimmy Johnson. This guy was just waaaaay before my time and the idea of Fox Sports reanimating Jimmy Johnson's corpse is just too good. You know, like ESPN did with Lou Holtz and Lee Corso.

Re: The offseason

Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 8:12 pm
by emby
The Outsider wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 7:35 pm
emby wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 3:55 pm
The Outsider wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 3:46 pm

I don't know who the fuck that is so I'm just going to assume it's white Jimmy Johnson that died and any future TV appearances they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with him.
Black Jimmy Johnson died. Hall of Fame corner played 16 seasons with San Francisco before getting his number retired.

Born in Dallas tho. :D
Lol I looked him up before I made the post, that's how I knew to specify white Jimmy Johnson. This guy was just waaaaay before my time and the idea of Fox Sports reanimating Jimmy Johnson's corpse is just too good. You know, like ESPN did with Lou Holtz and Lee Corso.
Jimmy still does the Fox pregame betting show.

Re: The offseason

Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 8:40 pm
by emby
Or at least he did when I had the misfortune of tuning in last season.

Are we talking past each other?

Re: The offseason

Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 9:07 pm
by The Outsider
Something like that. Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Re: The offseason

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 6:50 am
by emby


Just catching up on some rookie tape. I see what they like about Deloach (guy needs a nickname fr). Good tackler, high motor, makes plays.

Doesn't blitz as well as Devin White and I only saw a play or two in coverage. Tackles like lavonte David if he hits em square. Good speed for his size.

Somebody in the YouTube comments says he's too good for the practice squad. Let's find out.

Re: The offseason

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 7:46 am
by emby


Ha! This kid is going to be popular in the preseason. HUGE target in terms of catch radius. He's got wheels too. It's like somebody tried to clone Mike Evans in a cave in Afghanistan.

Could be good.

Re: The offseason

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 9:22 am
by The Outsider
emby wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 6:50 am

Just catching up on some rookie tape. I see what they like about Deloach (guy needs a nickname fr). Good tackler, high motor, makes plays.

Doesn't blitz as well as Devin White and I only saw a play or two in coverage. Tackles like lavonte David if he hits em square. Good speed for his size.

Somebody in the YouTube comments says he's too good for the practice squad. Let's find out.
At the very least he looks like a guy who could be a solid special teams player.

Re: The offseason

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 9:24 am
by The Outsider
emby wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 7:46 am

Ha! This kid is going to be popular in the preseason. HUGE target in terms of catch radius. He's got wheels too. It's like somebody tried to clone Mike Evans in a cave in Afghanistan.

Could be good.
Damn dude even moves like Mike. How nuts would it be if we found his eventual replacement as a UDFA.

Re: The offseason

Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 11:49 am
by emby
The Outsider wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 9:24 am
emby wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 7:46 am

Ha! This kid is going to be popular in the preseason. HUGE target in terms of catch radius. He's got wheels too. It's like somebody tried to clone Mike Evans in a cave in Afghanistan.

Could be good.
Damn dude even moves like Mike. How nuts would it be if we found his eventual replacement as a UDFA.
Okay, mdb