Malevolent Mahomes and the Kelce Cartel are the Deep State! So many penalties on Baltimore, none on Twitching Taylor! Sad! The swamp needs to be drained, a lot of people, very smart people, are saying it. Big, strong men have come up to me with tears in their eyes saying, "Mr. Outsider, we need you in the Commissioner's office, you're the greatest football mind, maybe ever. We need you to let Baker Bake."
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Re: 2024 Season
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2024 8:00 pm
by emby
Chris Collinsworth brought his nepo baby to work.
Re: 2024 Season
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:15 pm
by emby
You know it's early in the season when defenses get beat by the ol jet sweep.
That shit don't fly in week 14
Re: 2024 Season
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2024 10:55 am
by emby
Tyreek Hill got arrested this morning for driving like an asshole.
Re: 2024 Season
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2024 11:28 am
by The Outsider
Lmao the Cowboys are giving Dak 240 million over 4 years. 231 guaranteed, 80 signing bonus, by far the highest paid player in the history of the NFL. You do you Jerruh.
Re: 2024 Season
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2024 1:07 pm
by emby
I'm choosing the Miami game.
Fuck the saints and panthers
Re: 2024 Season
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2024 1:48 pm
by The Outsider
I got Redzone on. I'd stream it on Discord if Hulu's CEO wasn't literally Hitler.
GEQBUS Watch: 5/5 Great QB, possibly the greatest ever. A lot of very smart people are saying it.
Re: 2024 Season
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2024 1:52 pm
by The Outsider
The Outsider wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2024 1:48 pm
I got Redzone on. I'd stream it on Discord if Hulu's CEO wasn't literally Hitler.
GEQBUS Watch: 5/5 Great QB, possibly the greatest ever. A lot of very smart people are saying it.
Poor Phillips shipped in illegals to stop Addison on 3rd but Great American Justin Jefferson did the right thing, people. 10/10 136 yds 1 td GEQBUS. Jason Kelce is Qanon.