The offseason

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Oh, 49ers Jimmy Johnson, not Vidal Sassoon Jimmy Johnson.

I don't know who the fuck that is so I'm just going to assume it's white Jimmy Johnson that died and any future TV appearances they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with him.

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Oh, 49ers Jimmy Johnson, not Vidal Sassoon Jimmy Johnson.

I don't know who the fuck that is so I'm just going to assume it's white Jimmy Johnson that died and any future TV appearances they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with him.

Black Jimmy Johnson died. Hall of Fame corner played 16 seasons with San Francisco before getting his number retired.

Born in Dallas tho.

[The Outsider]

Oh, 49ers Jimmy Johnson, not Vidal Sassoon Jimmy Johnson.

I don't know who the fuck that is so I'm just going to assume it's white Jimmy Johnson that died and any future TV appearances they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with him.

Black Jimmy Johnson died. Hall of Fame corner played 16 seasons with San Francisco before getting his number retired.

Born in Dallas tho.

Lol I looked him up before I made the post, that's how I knew to specify white Jimmy Johnson. This guy was just waaaaay before my time and the idea of Fox Sports reanimating Jimmy Johnson's corpse is just too good. You know, like ESPN did with Lou Holtz and Lee Corso.

[emby]

I don't know who the fuck that is so I'm just going to assume it's white Jimmy Johnson that died and any future TV appearances they're pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with him.

Black Jimmy Johnson died. Hall of Fame corner played 16 seasons with San Francisco before getting his number retired.

Born in Dallas tho.

Lol I looked him up before I made the post, that's how I knew to specify white Jimmy Johnson. This guy was just waaaaay before my time and the idea of Fox Sports reanimating Jimmy Johnson's corpse is just too good. You know, like ESPN did with Lou Holtz and Lee Corso.

Jimmy still does the Fox pregame betting show.

[emby]

Or at least he did when I had the misfortune of tuning in last season.

Are we talking past each other?

[The Outsider]

Something like that. Drugs are bad, mmkay?

[emby]

Just catching up on some rookie tape. I see what they like about Deloach (guy needs a nickname fr). Good tackler, high motor, makes plays.

Doesn't blitz as well as Devin White and I only saw a play or two in coverage. Tackles like lavonte David if he hits em square. Good speed for his size.

Somebody in the YouTube comments says he's too good for the practice squad. Let's find out.

[emby]

Ha! This kid is going to be popular in the preseason. HUGE target in terms of catch radius. He's got wheels too. It's like somebody tried to clone Mike Evans in a cave in Afghanistan.

Could be good.

[The Outsider]

Just catching up on some rookie tape. I see what they like about Deloach (guy needs a nickname fr). Good tackler, high motor, makes plays.

Doesn't blitz as well as Devin White and I only saw a play or two in coverage. Tackles like lavonte David if he hits em square. Good speed for his size.

Somebody in the YouTube comments says he's too good for the practice squad. Let's find out.

At the very least he looks like a guy who could be a solid special teams player.

[The Outsider]

Ha! This kid is going to be popular in the preseason. HUGE target in terms of catch radius. He's got wheels too. It's like somebody tried to clone Mike Evans in a cave in Afghanistan.

Could be good.

Damn dude even moves like Mike. How nuts would it be if we found his eventual replacement as a UDFA.

[emby]

Ha! This kid is going to be popular in the preseason. HUGE target in terms of catch radius. He's got wheels too. It's like somebody tried to clone Mike Evans in a cave in Afghanistan.

Could be good.

Damn dude even moves like Mike. How nuts would it be if we found his eventual replacement as a UDFA.

Okay, mdb