Tits and ass thread

[emby]

Made you look, pervert. It's the new "absolute randomness" thread.


Saw my first cyber truck in the wild this morning in Crestview.

It's bigger and uglier than you thought. What a shit box.

[emby]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/hQSYxJFNUb

I love the Internet so much.

Coming straight at you live from the third world.

[nybf]

Happy eclipse day to those who celebrate. I'm in a part of the world where Outsider seems to own a bunch of bars. But when I name dropped him, they kicked me out.

[The Outsider]

My work is having some stupid fucking golf tournament today which has been awesome. Literally no C level or Director level people are in office. I don't have a single person here ranked higher than me. I've been walking around outside ripping my vape pen all morning. I'll probably leave at like 2:30 or 3:00. They should do this every day.

[emby]

75% coverage here in the Redneck Riviera

We're all here with magnifying glasses to get a good look at the sun.

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[The Outsider]

I'm not gonna go watch it. What's the sun ever done for me?

[Kress]

I'm not gonna go watch it. What's the sun ever done for me?

Fuck the sun. It makes me have to go strip naked and have this dermatologist doctor chick look me over every three months.

On second thought, the sun is awesome. Hooray sun.

[emby]

I'm not gonna go watch it. What's the sun ever done for me?

Fuck the sun. It makes me have to go strip naked and have this dermatologist doctor chick look me over every three months.

On second thought, the sun is awesome. Hooray sun.

Doc be all like...

[Kress]

No, I was talking about me going to the doctor.

Me.

[emby]

No, I was talking about me going to the doctor.

Me.

Fixed