Tits and ass thread

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Bottom post of the previous page:

Damn, I can't fucking stand Chomsky.

He's not so bad if you watch him at 2x speed.

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Microplastics found in penises for first time, researchers say - raising questions over impact on sexual health

Scientists discovered microplastics in penises for the first time, raising concerns about their impact on sexual health.
In 80% of samples, seven types of microplastics were found, including polyethylene terephthalate and polypropylene.
Microplastics have been detected in various human organs and tissues, posing potential risks to cardiovascular health and overall well-being.

Aight, look.

If there's plastic pollution in my dick me and global capitalism are going to have a very serious problem.

I don't claim to know where the line is, but I am certain that microplastic pollution in my ding dong is on the wrong side of it.

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Microplastics found in penises for first time, researchers say - raising questions over impact on sexual health

Scientists discovered microplastics in penises for the first time, raising concerns about their impact on sexual health.
In 80% of samples, seven types of microplastics were found, including polyethylene terephthalate and polypropylene.
Microplastics have been detected in various human organs and tissues, posing potential risks to cardiovascular health and overall well-being.

Aight, look.

If there's plastic pollution in my dick me and global capitalism are going to have a very serious problem.

I don't claim to know where the line is, but I am certain that microplastic pollution in my ding dong is on the wrong side of it.

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I wonder if the reason I don't get the diabeetus is at least partially attributable to the amount of brewer's yeast in my gut biome.

EDIT: We discovered it too late!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome

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Fucked around and found out.

Kevin Bacon decided to spend a day as a normal guy—and he quickly realized he prefers living his life as a celebrated celebrity.

The “Footloose” star revealed in a recent interview with Vanity Fair that he sported an intricate disguise, featuring fake teeth, an altered nose and glasses, to live out his dream of experiencing life as a regular dude.

But, according to Bacon, transforming into a noncelebrity wasn't going to be an easy feat considering his notoriety in Hollywood after maintaining a successful career over the past four decades.

“I’m not complaining, but I have a face that’s pretty recognizable,” he told the publication. “Putting my hat and glasses on is only going to work to a certain extent.”

Still, he decided to fully commit to the temporary transformation.

“I went to a special effects makeup artist, had consultations, and asked him to make me a prosthetic disguise,” Bacon revealed.

His new look made him resemble his seedy character that he portrays in his upcoming horror film “MaXXXine,” according to Vanity Fair. In the slasher flick, which hits theaters July 5, Bacon plays a private investigator. The movie is set in the 1980s.

The 65-year-old actor told the magazine that he wore his custom camouflage getup to The Grove LA, a popular outdoor mall in Los Angeles. Amongst all the visitors, he blended in.

But, living out his dream wasn’t what he imagined.

“People were kind of pushing past me, not being nice,” he recalled. “Nobody said, ‘I love you.’ I had to wait in line to, I don’t know, buy a f–--ing coffee or whatever.”

He swiftly realized he wanted to return to his A-list status.

“I was like, ‘This sucks. I want to go back to being famous,’” he added.

Considering Bacon has been appearing in films since 1978, when he landed his first role in “National Lampoon’s Animal House,” it seems he is fully accustomed to his life as a celebrity.

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Yeah, big shocker that being extremely wealthy and famous is a better life experience than being one of the proletariat.

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I was up until 1:30 last night updating remote user machines because they're useless and we haven't automated this for some fucking stupid reason. Then I was at the office by 7:15 and I live an hour away.

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Oh, I bought a Fender Squire classical guitar for a hundred bucks on Amazon.

Tryna check that one off the bucket list. I never learned to play an instrument.

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Oh, I bought a Fender Squire classical guitar for a hundred bucks on Amazon.

Tryna check that one off the bucket list. I never learned to play an instrument.

Nice, personally I would have started with bass. I was a decent bass player when I was younger and 90% of it is extremely easy. I had a dope Washburn Bass:


And an even sicker Brownsville guitar. It was called The Bat and I ended up getting a coffin case for it because that was the only hard case that would fit it:



Sadly I gave that guitar to a friend almost 20 years ago and it got put in his dad's storage unit. It's continued existence is dubious at best. Even if I got it back I don't know that I'd be able to pick up playing again because my neck injury is basically the injury that ended Peyton Manning's career. Same disc herniation, same nerve compression, same fucked up issues with my right arm/hand especially grip strength. Combine that with the fact that I had identical biceps tendon tears to Gerald McCoy (bi-laterally as well) it stands to reason that if I had played even college football I would have died immediately.

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That's one crazy looking bass.

I couldn't do that because my son has been playing bass for over a year now. He's a full blown Les Claypool acolyte and has a real nice woodgrain bass guitar he got from Sweetwater.

My oldest just bought herself a saxophone and mercifully honks on that when I'm not home, and my middle daughter plays ukulele and guitar with the son-in-law who is playing electric.

Big musical house we got here, but it's a fairly new development.

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That's one crazy looking bass.

I couldn't do that because my son has been playing bass for over a year now. He's a full blown Les Claypool acolyte and has a real nice woodgrain bass guitar he got from Sweetwater.

My oldest just bought herself a saxophone and mercifully honks on that when I'm not home, and my middle daughter plays ukulele and guitar with the son-in-law who is playing electric.

Big musical house we got here, but it's a fairly new development.

The crazy looking one is a 6 string guitar. The bass is the classic black and white Washburn body. I actually just texted my friend and he says there's a 50/50 chance that it's in one of his parent's storage units so I may be able to fulfill my dream of pretending I'm going to learn to play it again.

Edit: And the sax is a highly underrated instrument.